My dogs

       

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up

for welfare. At first the lady said,

"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So

I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed

in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak

English and have no frigging clue who 

their daddies are.  They expect me to

feed them, provide them with housing

and medical care. 

So she looked in her policy book to see

what it takes to qualify.  

My Dogs get

their first checks on Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!