Makes sense to me……
Here is what is happening in the latest
discussions just to keep you
all updated.
The American Medical
Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.
The
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
advised not
to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about
it, but the Neurologists thought the
Administration had a lot of
nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under
a
misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the
idea
shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while
the
Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the
whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash
their hands of the whole thing and the Internists
claimed it would
indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic
Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed
off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
those lofty
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end,
the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the assholes in
Washington .
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